@Desi_Relaford: There's a lot of people in Baltimore that could give a FUCK less that Ray Lewis all but certainly killed people. (And let's be honest there have got to be some bodies in floating around Miami that are tied to Ed Reed's name as well.)

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: All those idiot women wearing pink hats THINK they are though.

Yeah, who's bright idea is this anyway?

@Always Winning: Ha!

Penises love to play dress up.

@Fallopian Tubing: HA! Porn jokes...

I haven't heard an Italian squeal that much since I watched Goodfellas.

"Should I step up and challenge him? ....naaaaaaahhhh"

Interestingly enough, Paul Pierce enjoyed being poked on Facebook.

@Daveinva: NOT COOL AT ALL YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

...so they did it in the emptiest place they could...

8 turnovers for Wall!? My GOD what was he doing?! He's a fucking rookie. Rondo has been in the league a few years. Wall's number one option on offense is AL FUCKING THORNTON right now. He has to pass to Al, JaVale McGee, and Andray Blatche....not great options. Alright AWFUL options.

"At one point the men wrapped duct-tape around his body and neck to restrain him; at another, they asked him for help starting his car - which they were trying to steal, Walker testified.

In the cleanup crew's defense, they're doing asbestos they can to fix this mess.

Dog name:

@Body By Bacardi: She's a 7 in Indy.

Now now, there's nothing funny about Tourette's syndrome.

How does he jump so high with all those laptops in his pants?

The Saskatchewan fans are just a bunch of hehters.

@TCInternet: ....says the person who could've gone to a bar to get their witticism fix but decided to comment on Deadspin. I'll be GODDAMNED before someone talks smack about Drew Magary talking about balls, poop, and sports. GET FUCKED.