guiding his balls towards the hole.

Brooklyn seems to be up shit's creek of late.

"Pound it, Rasheed."

"...If they were in fact appalled and truly cared about my integrity as a woman and a journalist, then why never call me?"

Training Campdick might be bad, but surely it's better than the internment or concentration varieties.

"I can vouch for Spartan ballsyness."

GEICO. So easy, a caveman can do it!

He clearly didn't review the "What to do while inside a Shark" portion of the US Sailor's Manual.

Larissa Riquelme's Naked Body Gets The 3-D Treatment

@Phintastic: Fantastic

Great piece! Good for Reynolds doing the interview and good for Deadspin taking the time to talk with the man we've had a LOT of fun over.

Kanye West will be sampling this soon.

What is Richard Simmons' afro doing in both of that guy's armpits?

It would've been patronizing just to edit the sound of people actually being in the arenas, but this......this is just plain mean.

Moral of the Story:

Some bored physicists, probably tired of looking for the Higgs boson...

I think if the NCAA threatens to stop supplying orange wedges and Capri Sun after their games, these women will change their ways.

This es just Manny siendo Manny.

Are you so down on yourself that you think Ray Felton is better than you?

I've played this game before; he just forgot to tap the back arrow.