I guess wearing the pricy earrings during a game is worth risk. After all, you want to make sure your teammates and fans know that you earn a great salary, like that of, oh I don't know, an NFL player.

I would've preferred if the video was a little shorter.

The founders of this program should be penalized. Am I the only one who feels like this an encroachment on our rights? Someone should be holding the teams accountable for this! This must be some sort of illegal procedure...

@Brotherford B. Hayes: I'm well aware of these practices. You get all the free gear the team gets and it counts for your NCAA eligibility if you practice and all that good shit. It'd actually probably be really fun. My friend did it at Tennessee when Parker was there. Said she had a great ass.

@Brotherford B. Hayes: Where to begin with this.....First of all, I think it's safe to say that at least 3 of the LSU women's basketball team members have huge, huge penises. See photo. I don't think the LSU women's program counts in this debate.

Classic Frenchman.

@vodkanaut: Look, if Juwanna Mann is any indication of real life, then I think my theory holds.

That being said, Ryan, these women are most likely better at basketball than you, me, Bill Simmons, and most male Division III players.

He's actually diving into the crowd to catch a falling beer.

Some shithead fourth grader is going to get expelled for one of these things when all he was trying to do was irritate his teacher when she put up multiplication tables on the overhead projector.

Serbia beats Albania, slaughter rule invoked.

Oh the irony. Usually the only thing punters want from receivers is an ounce of respect.

The British impress the American team, still lose 18-12.

Germans encounter little French resistance, win by forfeit.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: You mean they should be re-enslaved?

China upsets Trinidad and Tobago in slanted victory.

I didn't think people so openly drawn to poles could be in the army.

This situation is hopeless for a woman. I'm not condoning the infidelity of famous men, but at the same time it's preposterous that their wives act surprised when they "discover" they've been cheated on. It's happened since the dawn of time and it always will. A woman will always look more like fool than a victim…

"Oh I am BUYING this."

If you knew why you hated something, that means you'd have more trouble justifying it to yourself.