16 minutes? Well damn! That’s an improvement!

SEVEN HOURS OF CAMPAIGN! SIXTEEN MINUTES OF PLAYER AGENCY!

Hey, what’s up with not being able to view our profiles or notifications in Kinja? It’s been that way for a day now - I’m still getting this:

I think the whole point of the article is that these are the cars people feel the market overvalues, not what the market trend is. 

I usually hate superhero movies, but it was surprisingly good! 

I LOVE that Cummins Gallardo. That’s the kind of engine swap you do just for the silly factor. Find a wrecked Lamborghini on Copart, find a wrecked Cummins truck, then make them kiss. Nobody would expect a Gallardo to sound like a school bus. Bonus points if you add a stack with a flapper on it. Oh, and you need…

I had heard the Blue Beetle movie wasn’t very good

This took my brain more than a few seconds to process.

I don’t have a PS5 or an Xbox Series. I do have a PS4 and an Xbox One (and before that a PS3 and an Xbox 360). Xbox was ALWAYS my go-to for non-Nintendo games - my PS was only for exclusives, so by definition my Xbox got more playtime. But in the past few years, I’ve slowed down my gaming, mostly just playing the big…

I still don’t have a current generation console, but the Xbox’s superior controller is what kept me an Xbox person from the 360 onward. I simply find offset sticks to be much more comfortable. Same goes for the concave shape on the sticks. 

It’s weird that they built an entire show around how Loki variants DON’T ALL LOOK LIKE TOM, but all of the Kang variants need to look like Majors? This is the easiest out ever, they could have just had a couple look like him and introduce replacements during the build up... starting with Loki season 2.

Instead of trying to recast the character, why don’t they just, oh, I don’t know… recast the actor???

I’d be fine with some sneaky easter eggs in Max Payne that refer to Alan Wake or the FBC but I wouldn’t want it to go any further than that. If you treat Max Payne’s reality as some sort of dream/false reality, that really undermines all of the characters and events in that reality.

The lesson we all need to learn from this and NieR: Automata is that when somebody asks you, “Why is this character design horny?”, it’s perfectly acceptable to answer “Because I like it.”

Look, we all get that gamers are young and horny. But don’t try to gaslight us with this bullshit that she was designed that way for “story reasons” and not to capitalize on the aforementioned horny gamers. You would have us believe that you started just with the idea of a woman who has to breathe through her skin,…

Why doesn’t Tesla just call the Origami Truck the name that it truly deserves: “White Elephant”.

I don’t know what my mind is seeing when I look at it head on like that...But I just started laughing really hard as soon as I looked at it lolol. If someone were to tell me this was a college project, I would be very impressed...But Tesla? The same people that brought us this sexy A$$ concept that they refuse to…

It sure looks like it’s struggling in the third of the three clips. Regardless, all I think when I watch this is how ridiculous the Cybertruck looks. If Tesla had designed a pretty conventional looking SUV (not the bulbous car pretending to be an SUV that is the Y or X), they could have had it on the market by now and…

I’d never seen the full-frontal view of this thing, and now I kind of wish I had not.  Ugh, terrible.  And to think this will be the last thing many a deer and pedestrian will ever see.