Soooo... basically it’s going to be Smurfs versus Snorks in the next movie?

“That the prequels turned the aquiline and mysterious Alien into something talky and mythic, more akin to Star Trek than The Texas Chain-Saw Massacre, miffed many long-time fans, and I sympathize.”

I thought Prometheus was awful the first time I watched it.

But the next time I watched it didn’t happen, because I was right the first time.

If we hadn’t been in the hospital for our oldest daughter, she would have died not long after birth (SVT). And my wife would have died from giving birth to our twins (hemorrhage). So I’m very glad all those people were around.

To be fair, humans are a subset of humanoids.

Yeah, so... this statement is incorrect. “No corporation” could afford 6 billion dollars to cover (say) a years’ worth of paid leave for their staff BEFORE deciding to lay them off without income or health insurance in a time of crisis?

Focusing on the effects — people being treated unfairly — is not an answer. There are grounds for attacking the methods of getting dirt, but there is no stomach for that in the government.

“Worth $23,000"??

The shitty ones that are buck on sale.  

Tarantino is only a good talk show guest if your talk show is about movies. His knowledge and enthusiasm for movies is remarkable.

Frank Oz should do it, and it should be a running gag that it is truly unsettling. Like shit dude, last year you were a 50-year-old baby. Now you sound like a 900-year-old muppet that somebody found in a landfill. What the fuck?

Sir David Attenborough

Call One Million Moms what it is. A hate group 

This is consenting adults engaged in consensual acts. Regressives, please stop using your interpretation of your collection of ridiculous fairy tales written by iron-age barbarians as an excuse to control the lives of those who disagree with your nonsense.

I could never figure out why this show pretended to take place in the U.S. (in a fantasy location which is in reality Brisbane????).

Wow. This is the kind of news that is unbelievable in that “Can they really be that stupid?” kind of way. Unless there is some kind of behind-the-scenes shit we aren’t privy to, which is possible, but I can’t imagine American Gods without Mr. Nancy. He is pivotal. Orlando Jones should go find someone to make Anansi…

Maybe if someone plays the sound of other living Reef Breaks it’ll attract life back to this Reef Break.

Adi Shankar’s Power/Rangers starring The Beek is still the best attempt so far. Make it happen!

The blurb up top makes it clear what happened. “The AV Club” is a collection of individuals. Some of them thought the film was pretty good, but enough of them really hated it that it made the list. And now the comment section is going to be dominated by 20-something white guys crying about it.

This is amazing. If you didn’t know about the Pelaton ad it would seem kind of weird I bet.