For much the same reason that chimpanzees are not regarded as Homo but as Pan. Despite being more closely related to us than, say, members of the genus Equus are to each other. Taxonomists are lumpers or splitters, often out of their own preferences.

The dinky theory of Neanderthal extinction.

a) Gravity may be low. b) The gun may be the product of advanced engineering, low weight alloys, foam metal, anti-gravity and such. c) Not quite a raccoon.

Still a popular fetish with many devices now available like the classic Violet Wand.

Sandman?

John Lloyd as the book was dire and the songs made me cringe. More opinions here.

I am now wondering what species Mark Shrayber is.

I thought there were no tits in North America. Not real ones, anyway.

It will just lead to a tit-for-tat punning war.

Not even Wonder Woman? Holy Moly there are 789 DC characters. I would love them to do a Kilowog film, no way that would sell in the UK.

Was it polytheistic? Judaism only became monotheistic after about 700 BC and in some places at least after 100 BC. It would be nice to see Asherah, Jehoveh's wife, get a shout-out.

When do you think fetishising anthropomorphic animals was invented?

That is the Apep mentioned above, under its greekified name.

As the article suggests, you can keep them in the garden, unlike children. Children carry all sorts of human diseases.

Can we call it the Bermudez Triangle, please?

Crows more intelligent than children and less hassle to look after.

You have the blue box denoting the quote ending too late, your own paragraph is in the box.

I assume that somewhere in this Kinja tree is someone remarking that that Shakespeare passage is misquoted. Don't need the clickhassle so I'll say it.

So the next films are Jupiter at Zenith and Jupiter Descending? I am up for a spectacular Space Opera with crazy dynasties, colourful planets and pointy-ears.

That I may need to see, as well.