I’m certain he’s joking. I think it’s meant to be a sort of self-deprecation, a joke at himself and the whole idea of celebrity soap-boxing - the kind of joke any of us might make and think, “This joke is fine because surely nobody could possibly take it at face-value”. And yet, this comment thread.

Agreed. When I think of racial injustice and serious commentary on the state of the nation, the first thing that comes to mind is: But what do the hot 20-something year old blondes who more than likely got everything in life handed to them think?

And, sadly enough, you know damn well she’s gonna get said gig, too. 50 internet dollars says they were dialing her number before the Skrillex intro music faded out.

It’s not equating people ‘choosing’ augmentations to the suffering of Blacks in the US. It’s expressing a bunch of social issues that apply to minorities all over the world in game through the treatment of augmented people in the game’s universe, such as police violence against certain groups or the forcing of…

No spoiler alert for folks that haven’t seen it? This is good-ass Deadspin.

Watch Dogs got so much undeserved hate. I avoided it for a long time, because of all the bad press. Then one day I picked it up on the cheap on Steam and I loved the hell out of the 100 or so hours I spent in Chicago. It did so many cool innovative things with the open world genre. The story was ho-hum, but the actual…

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

Please provide proof: I can’t find any evidence of anybody actually demonstrating it working, and everything we know about chips like the SA1 and the SFX indicate that they should not work with any external device, because their ROMs sit behind the enhancement chip.

I’m delighted he’s broke. Delighted. I love reading the stories of the pro athletes that can’t manage money. Delightful

Ok, having read this - he’s absolutely right and nothing in this... er, it’s not an article, just a Don Rickles routine... actually refutes his point:

sooooooo... whats bofa?

No, we definitely can’t all accept that, because that’s a ridiculous argument. If you can’t give your daughter a girl’s name associated with some character or person that somebody out there wants to fuck, you’re pretty much not going to be able to give her an existing feminine name. The whole point of “rule 34” is…

If you don’t want a daughter whose name won’t be sexualized or who herself won’t be sexualized...fuck it don’t have daughters.

...I really don’t think you understand rule 34...

Besides the fact that graphic novels are grueling and time intensive, you really seem to think the only life worth having involves working yourself to death.

I haven’t seen this movie but is she really just “a girl friend” in the film? Isn’t Portman’s character more than Kutcher’s girl friend? Like, she has a job and friends and thoughts and stuff.

If my boobs looked as great as the girl in the denim blue jeans and long hair, I would walk around topless all day.

If he really wanted to have been ready for the combine, he should have worked with James Thresh.

He smells and acts like an obsessive-compulsive semi-stalky type. I’ve seen a bunch of these people before on the internets, they’re always creepy in their moral absolutism and willingness to filter information to conform with their own world view.

You haven’t addressed the counter-claims that he took smutty pictures of her without consent, and blocked her from trying to leave (which, allegedly, is what led to the guy’s beating you’re so up in arms about.)