“everyone should be considerate and be alert and careful”

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

Great video, but humanity and I are not on speaking terms.

Where else can you wear sweatpants in public while eating pizza and drinking beer at 7am without anybody judging you?!?

I, for one, would like to take a moment to appreciate that airports are the only place in the world where people AREN’T shamed for unacceptable behavior.

Yes yes let the WoWers have their game, but where is the WC3 Remaster announcement Blizzard?

I may jump back for this. I tried going back during cataclysm but just couldn’t do it. Although I do not miss having a weekend job of doing 40 man MC, BWL, Ony. Fuck raiding.

WotLK was the best and most fun time I had in WoW, and honestly I just stopped playing when it was over. I would get the new expansion, hit the level cap, realize I hated how the game was now and quit.

Lich King was when Wow finally clicked for me. I loved the dungeons, was able to actually raid most of the content and it just felt more fun. It was also the first time I went full tree healer before they turned it into a cool down (dk if they changed it back since I stopped playing early Mists)

I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

Their response, “You have money? That’s cool, but we have a 24 month wait list.”

Unfortunately it’s powered by diesel and has 3 open recalls on it.

The fires and thirsty folks in Puerto Rico can wait! I have golf to play, TV editorials to watch, and controversies to stoke via twitter.

Not if it’s how you make your living, dickbag.

Surprised she didn’t complained about the smell of their disgusting cheese.

To me, you just described Chevrolet’s entire lineup.

Yeah, but will Ford be true to the Edison name and fry Elephants in public to shame Tesla?

I’m unreasonably happy that Ducati is saved from getting sold off. That was relieving news.