SparkleUnicorns
Sparkle Unicorns
SparkleUnicorns

Reminds me of Max Planck’s famous quote: “Science progresses one funeral at a time” - which applies to politics just as well.

I’m on the protesters’ side, but I’ve always thought it was a stupid way to go about it. I’ll admit, I don’t know what I’m talking about, and I am probably wrong—but pissing off the folks you need to win over seems counterproductive. I don’t pretend to know the “right” way to protest, but flag fetish folks go nuts

At least now his father won’t have to work for a racist asshole.

We just moved back to the states last year and we’re living in one of our rental condos until we can afford a real house. The condo community has an HOA because it’s a condo community. They tried to do some heinously illegal junk last month and instead of complaining about it, I spent 2 weekends walking the

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Is she single?

I would’ve said “Who are the Oakland Raiders?” and flipped over my podium when the judges ruled against me.

People seem to think they are owed a whole lot for plopping down a measly $60.

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

I’m watching a movie right now, so I’m also a fucking expert on movies.

I’m in Bumfuck, WA, eating pizza in bed at a crappy motel in preparation for tomorrow morning’s M Track Day so I’m a goddamn expert on this.

Stick to sprots

This guy has clearly Hadi-nuff of BMW.

She wouldn’t have had this problem, she would’ve rolled up to her own casino.

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are

We have plenty of Aston, Volvo, Lotus (largest inventory in N. Amercia) and Mercedes here. Opened since Monday!

EVERY CAR LOOKS LIKE A BLEND OF OTHER CARS. THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY WAYS TO BLEND RECTANGLES AND ROUND THINGS INTO A THREE BOX SHAPE.

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

From Hardhome Depot, of course!