“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This feels like the episode of South Park, when the boys are crying together over the rape of the Indiana Jones franchise.

Never liked his handling of Infiniti or trying to make Cadillac a NewYork Fashion brand and stupid things like this:

And on the 3rd Day, Jeepsus Arose from the Concept Car Grave... David Tracy went to junkyard tomb where Jeepsus was buried to weep... but the Tomb was empty! Jeepsus appeard to David Tracy and said, do not weep young-former FCA engineer, for I have died, been jump-started, and live again.

David Tracy ran to the town of…

Wouldn’t it be crazy if it was found in the following years that multiple auto makers had built cars specifically to beat tests, and that the actual emissions from diesel engines were vastly higher than otherwise reported? Maybe toss in the exposure of the fact that standard emissions tests are inadequate and more…

I don’t understand why he was holding his camcorder sideways. That takes extra effort and must be uncomfortable.

Are you kidding? It’s hilarious.

we’ve always been in a trade war with Eastasia.

There’s exactly one argument for allowing fighting in hockey. It has nothing to do with “policing the game” or any of the other bullshit arguments out there. It is the exactly same argument that Jim Jeffries makes about the lack of gun control in America. The only argument is, “Fuck off, I like hockey fights.”

America would be great if it weren’t for all the Americans.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Sexy woman-ish lines:

We get it. You own “real” AMGs.

Mind explaining that to the general population?

The horses aren’t a problem. The problem is when the approaching speeds of both cyclists and motorist match up in such a way to keep the cyclist in the motorist’s blind spot for the entire approach. If either vehicle traveled a little slower or a little faster, the cyclist would be visible to the motorist at some…