My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

Your healthcare and education system also isn’t fucked with a capital F. I’ll pay $5.55 a gallon if it means I have healthcare, or if I don’t have it that the govt. wont FINE me for not having it because I can’t afford the premiums.

Sounds like the practical solution to this would be “new wife” rather than “new car” lol

You clearly don’t have kids, or a wife that doesn’t know how to pack light when we travel. You are missing out.

How did you get a gun into California!?

take a good long and unflinching look david, this is your ghost of christmas future... if you do not right your wicked jeep ways you too one day will find yourself living in denial, standing in the centre of a junkyard talking about your ‘car collection’

Remember when the sound of a Formula 1 engine was all you needed to get aroused? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

“This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of 20^th Century Fox, and will soon see the end of Net Neutrality.”

Pork bellies, I knew it.

This is the car! Actually, it could be a Malibu, but the same difference. I had to drive one of those for a few weeks as a loaner. The first day I got it, I drove it to work 1/2 hour away, and took a bus home. I didn’t think anything of it till my then girlfriend asked me where the car was. It left absolutely no…

“ok, here’s the plan. 1. Get a good paying job. 2. pay off some outstanding loans. 3. convince mazda to make the manual. 4. buy manual mazda.”

Little boy: Hey, mister! How’d you get to be a millionaire?

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

So if I follow:

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

adding that “HR protected Arianna and the company more than the employees.”

People may have called Martin a sap for going against the grain, but I think it showed strength to go out on a limb rather than lumber along with a more conventional design.

All I understood was “danke” and