SparkleUnicorns
Sparkle Unicorns
SparkleUnicorns

Yeah, but New Hampshire is kind of the Florida of New England.

The same could be said about Pike’s Peak, the guy that paddle boarded the Atlantic Ocean, high level long distance sail boat racing, powerboat racing, and pretty much any automotive racing.
Not everyone wants to live to be 100 years old and pass away from their organs failing with a rapidly degenerating brain/memory

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

“Some people think I don’t know who made my Rolls-Royce. Of course I know.

No, of course not. Trump doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

Look, life ain’t that great. I’m 45 and if I got to call my shot, the Kate Beckinsale assisted suicide wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

“Draw me like one of your Accord Coupes”

Good, Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

I swear that if that happens I will sit through the movie, probably enjoy it, and not really complain all that much!

I drove a convertible one, and it was like trying to watch TV while laying underneath the couch.

What would you have the west do? Serious question, what’s the plan here. We’re all ears.

Yeaaaaaayyy its here!!! just like Christmas every Friday afternoon :)

So you’re saying when they take seeds out they don’t have to simultaneously replace them with a bag of sand weighing approximately the same in order to avoid a giant rolling boulder? Booooooring.

Ah, sorry to hear you guys got laid off. I’m sure you’ll land on your feet.

Obviously to show the North just how fabulous they are

Saabs; Because the people behind them have to be masochistic to keep them on the road, and they are usually very friendly and quite Jalop. Saw a yellow 5 door Viggen yesterday; I about shat myself I was so happy.. Sure, there are “better” cars out there that still have “company support”, but you know when you see a

Something tells me Aran is going to do just fine without this internship. Actually, Facebook probably would have just held him back from his true potential.

“OMG, Senpai is next to me!!!”