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The title just caused the 7 billion large Jalop community to draw a collective blank...

So what unsold inventory would they be selling that way? The lower number of deliveries they’re projecting, if I read their statements correctly, are due to supply issues, not demand issues - as in, they can’t produce as many vehicles as they projected, because it turns out to be harder to ramp up production of

Its also good at hiding damage.

Why camo? Same reason I cover up my Ninja Turtle drawings when someone walks by in Mrs. Schuster’s class. IT’S NOT DONE YET, RACHEL.

This.

I don’t understand all these extracurricular activities on the subway nowadays. Making out, eating a stinky five course meal, drunken singing, non-drunken singing, whipping out of dicks. As an AMERICAN it is your duty to sit or stand there quietly, stare into space and pray that the power doesn’t go out before you get

I don’t know that I fundamentally agree with the premise here but I definitely tuned out from the Daily Show over the last few years and, to some extent, I think Stewart did too. There were really only so many times I could watch a clip of a Conservative politician or Fox News host say something stupid and have

Hard to say. Kid of the 60’s here. Let’s see: Bay of Pigs, Kennedy assassinated, Martin Luther King assassinated, Robert Kennedy assassinated, race riots, anti-war protesters killed, landing on the moon, desegregation, George Wallace shot and paralyzed, Nixon elected, Nixon resigned, 200 year celebration with an

John Stewart changed the way a generation consumed the news. Unfortunately, he was unable to change the way the previous generation continues to make it.

I’m only seeing this from across the pond but we have (a milder version of) the same problem. That being: how well or how quickly can you really effect change simply by voting when your choice is only between two options? Worse still, your options seem identical in many ways yet ever more stridently different and

By June of 2015, after sixteen years of hosting the Daily Show, Stewart offered a bleaker vision of how the past flows into the present

Sometimes I feel that the last 15 years of the Daily Show experiment is a failure. Its viewers are more politically aware, but we’re dealing with an uninformed public of epic proportions year after year, while the country’s idea of political discourse is being pushed through the mud. I guess its up to us millennials

Would you prefer it masquerade as news like on some other channels?

That character doesn’t interest me and unless they make some gonzo movie that blows people’s minds and becomes a must see, I won’t be partaking.

Agreed. I don’t think the time between movies did Lucas any service. It just gave audiences 2 more years to hate Jar Jar. The time between movies just let people fixate on every little plot hole and inconsistency, so much that people found ways to mock even even the best parts of Episode 1, like the fight

I’m sorry, but nothing can replace Brad. Nothing.

Big Business, Organized Labor, and the Tea Party are all sitting around a table. A plate of delicious warm cookies arrives. Big Business takes 11 of the cookies then turns to Tea Party and points to the remaining cookie and says "psst! Organized Labor is trying to take your cookie!"

Everything about this makes me happy.

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