Much better tackler than his cousin, Lito.

Nobody's hooking up with Pennsylvania if it means adopting their alcohol distribution laws.

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I mean, you work the balls hard like that and sooner or later you are gonna get squirted

Just to clarify so I know for the rest of the playoffs:

Yeah, I haven't seen you that emotional since that damn hobbit stabbed you in the knee.

This brought a damn tear to my eye.

Followed by quite a few more.

Overstated my ass. I have lost 7 bags in 10 years. Granted I fly more than most, but the last thing I need to lose is my overnight bag when I have an important meeting. I never check bags, and most business travelers don't. The time you save at the airport is one thing, but the time you lose when they lose your…

How about that guy in the green? You tell'em boss!

The fan was just telling Carcillo how old his dad was the last time the Flyers won the Cup.

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I was eating with a large group of friends at a mussels restaurant. There were probably 16 of us so it was pretty chaotic, but we all eventually got our food. My friend, who was sitting near me, ate her food and only afterwards realized that she had gotten the wrong flavor of mussels - like I said it was chaotic and I…

The feds were practicing the broken window fallacy*. Sadly that the line of thought that believes it to be an economic good to break things is a key aspect of Keynesian economics. The same nonsense that says war is good for the economy because it destroys and consumes things.

It's interesting to me that a ringer off the post counts as neither a shot on goal, nor a save, but it means the goalie was beat clean.

3rd period, game 7, 1994 Stanley Cup Finals. The puck is headed back towards the blue-line after ringing off the (goddamn) post. That's how close this game came to OT. Can you imagine? I'll hear the "ping!" in my head till the day I die, which will be 6 months earlier than it should be, because of what is happening in…

Pro-tip: if your bread has meat in it, it's meatloaf.

Gretchen: Today on Fox and Friends, we expose a liberal plot to implement a pro-Cthulhu agenda over our national security! A lengthy article over at the Osama slanted - err, sorry, I meant to say 'Obama slanted' liberal sci-fi blog io9 makes thinly veiled suggestions on how we'd all be better off leaving our security…