Much better tackler than his cousin, Lito.

Nobody's hooking up with Pennsylvania if it means adopting their alcohol distribution laws.

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

If you're hanging out online and notice that Google changed their logo by a pixel or two, it's time for you to go outside.

In the spirit of George's creationist dinosaur post....

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

In art perhaps you're right, but attractiveness is typically based off of wealth.

Shaming one body type to justify another is the only thing that's disgusting here.

"Filed to: OH SHIT"

I mean, you work the balls hard like that and sooner or later you are gonna get squirted

Just to clarify so I know for the rest of the playoffs:

Yeah, I haven't seen you that emotional since that damn hobbit stabbed you in the knee.

This brought a damn tear to my eye.

Followed by quite a few more.

Half the population is of below average intelligence.

Well all the time I've spent playing Plague, Inc. is finally paying off.

Ai em......... du luu

Overstated my ass. I have lost 7 bags in 10 years. Granted I fly more than most, but the last thing I need to lose is my overnight bag when I have an important meeting. I never check bags, and most business travelers don't. The time you save at the airport is one thing, but the time you lose when they lose your…

There is an excellent book called "Let There Be Night: Testimony on Behalf of the Dark" edited by Paul Bogard. It's a compilation of essays and short stories about the benefit of and need for darkness.

Gretchen: Today on Fox and Friends, we expose a liberal plot to implement a pro-Cthulhu agenda over our national security! A lengthy article over at the Osama slanted - err, sorry, I meant to say 'Obama slanted' liberal sci-fi blog io9 makes thinly veiled suggestions on how we'd all be better off leaving our security…