That's true. You start getting careless with short lengths and then what? Cannibalism? Nuclear War? Wholescale Anarchy?

I live in Michigan (which is a YES USA country in USA) and we have crackheads and shit that will also attack your pets and children. Super Scary!

I'm trying to picture Adrien Beltre's reaction if this happened to hii

I haven't somebody back away from a mound so awkwardly since Anne Heche.

Clever hurl.

Thirteen trillion*

That's the lower part of his palm, not his wrist. It's reachable with his fingers.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Hats off to you, sir.

"Boy, Harrison has NO CONSCIENCE!"

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

YES. And she basically made that face when she metaphorically dropped the mic. Amazing.

my grandmothers speech (i don't know if theres a religious term for it) at my grandfathers funeral was basically a "And now its my time" declaration. It was nuts.

Wow. Thank you. The Cree/Kree thing was apparently too much for me today. I've been sitting here blinking for 5 minutes trying to figure it out.

I heard Gronkowski went with him and now they're just called "The Islands"

Instead of some lame attempt at a joke, I'd like to say in all seriousness that Canada sucks and we're going to bash your fucking faces in. #Canadasucks #maplesyrupjunkies #ImaBelieber #neverforget1812.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.