Hmm, maybe they could make it out of wood or concrete next time and put some wheels on the bottoms of their snowboards or something.

Fitting that they went Bengals=Darth Maul on this. Both started out looking like imposing and potentially devastating threats, only to have an occasionally exciting, yet frustratingly uneven arc cut short.

And you're borderline illiterate, apparently.

Jesus

Whatever. I'm going to go home and watch Lilo and Stitch. I don't need no stinkin' princess.

Right? Does Barry not follow sports at all? What in the everloving fuck?

I can't believe that question was asked.

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

Ha, well said.

I'm honored to have begotten this ridiculous commentary waterfall. Nice work everyone. Game balls all around. A joke based on a movie from 1995 has elicited stronger reactions today than a Canadian NBA team has in the last five seasons.

Enter for a chance to meet Idris Elba.

"Study abroad in beautiful Norway this semester!"

Beg your pardon, but I'm pretty sure THE highlight of being a raptors fan was when they ambushed Robert Muldoon

I have been getting "O Leave Me Not To Pine" in my head almost every day for the past three months, and I don't have NPR to use as an excuse!

AMNG: (Flies to Paris.)
(Puts on pink mane.)
(Brushes out long tail.)
(Affixes cutie mark.)
(Walks in to comment section.)

I think it's heartwarming that she was persistent about something other than a vegetative state.

Look, I don't know how Budweiser is connected, but I can tell you from things I heard from people who actually knew her that Terri Schiavo was a first class bitch. Not only did she frequently browbeat her husband in public, she was also rude to store clerks, restaurant waitstaff and even an off-duty fireman who once…

Argh! That was the first thought I had, as well. I read the title as if those words were emphasized, and it came across super weird. No likey.

I was just about to remark on that ridiculous typography as well.

OH MY GOD now I'm reading it and hitting the, a and to really hard in my head and it's freaking me out. Like maybe it's a secret code that I don't understand. Not loving it.