Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

So...Rent-a-Swag?

Only if Green Man is also involved.

mmmm. Riot punch.

Why, that's Monty G. Weird to see him without his flapping eagle hat.

We sure do. And we fry those bastards too.

That was (probably unintentionally) the funniest title of a game summary article of all time, especially given the homophobic slur from the CSU coach to Halladay. Go Dawgs.

I'd rather not, but please enjoy the rest of your day and I hope whatever may be upsetting you gets resolved quickly

Mushrooms fo sho.

Of course. 'Tis Christmas after all.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

In my vast, vast experience, there is no need to thank anyone for a selfie.

Notice: A bunch of stupid-ass Kyle's former Gizmodo colleagues just came over and agreed with me.

I think he won?

Yeah obviously you don't have Stafford as your starting QB for the first week of fantasy playoffs. Philly can suck it, they probably just lost me $600.

I said it on Kelly's post and I'll say it here. Multicolored/big bulb lights are the only kind of Christmas lights.

No joke here... just wanted to say this is the funniest thing you've put up in a while. I basically got fired because of "You can walk Saige with it."

How far can you punt a football?

OK, thanks. Can I ask you one other question?