In all fairness, the Marlins aren't used to playing in front of fans.

Boonstra is so adorable that no one had the heart to tell him that driving his golf cart into the water hazard doesn't really count as a hole in one.

And you end up walking away with dirty pants and your head down.

Much like in junior high, the first time you get to second, you get so excited that you forget where you are.

Context definitely matters.

I dunno, sometimes? I imagine it's very much along the same lines as it is for dudes, as in some dudes like seeing boobs more than other dudes, some dudes are just curious, some dudes don't care to see boobs. As a lady, I'm not particularly all "SHOW ME THE DIXXX" all day long, but during certain shows/scenes that…

I don't know. Although I think the more appropriate question is "What kind of man deliberately tries to ejaculate in his pants?"

I have the punting gene.

Diet and exercise is one option, but I usually choose Jagermeister when I want to lose half of a Saturday.

Seriously effing funny. I just spit out my generic Froot Loops copies.

Holy shit, I'm crying.

Dying right now

I'll answer that. Horse racing uses a parimutuel system. This means that all the money bet is put into a pool, and the track takes a percentage, and then the winners get the rest. So, for example with small numbers, say $100 are bet for all horses to win. The track will skim off say $20. That leaves $80 in the pool.…

Megaladon has a good shot. I'll have to lay off that action.

Hahaha...I'd like those Amish Mafia punks to step into our neighborhood!

Quality yo momma joke. I appreciate this

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

Spider-Manning is every morning when Eli wakes up in his blue and red footie PJs

This is striking but I also think an argument could be made that he is the only US recognized name in the movie and people are more likely to pick up a film with someone they know in it? Definitely disrespectful to the actresses but I would read it more as insensitive marketing than overt racism....

I dunno, I don't see it flaunting privilege at all. I feel like it's a pretty effective skewering of her white privilege and the sheltered naivete that class privilege brings. She's the protagonist, but not the heroine - IMO.