He’s obviously wondering why the whole rest of his team is standing on the wrong sideline as he looks over his shoulder.

Do it! It’s ridiculously easy, and they come out great. It takes a little longer than cooking in the skillet, but it’s a lot less effort and clean up. All you have to do is crack the eggs into the bag, add whatever fixings you want, and mix it all up. Boil at least 10 minutes, probably more like 13-15.

Everyone needs to lay off the egg girl. My guess is that she’s a smart person who knows that you can crack some eggs in a bag with whatever meats and vegetables you want, then boil it for 10-15 minutes and come out with a delicious scramble/omelette. You don’t have to use butter or oil, or have to dirty a spatula and…

You sure about that?

Somebody could convert it into a gym. Or a used car dealership. Or a Japanese steakhouse.

No thank you, Amazon. And frankly, I’m insulted by the suggestion.

He should just change his name. Worked for Ochocinco.

I miss kickball

Lowest Hispanic numbers in the history of our country.

No shit, I’m watching an old episode of Mad Men on Netflix while reading this and Pete Campbell just gifted some Honda execs a cantaloupe. Weird.

We’re not worthy

Looks more like a powerbomb

“Beltre tries advancing to third (01:20)“

I didn’t even know it was called that! But yeah.

Same number of steps you can legally take for a layup. He just changed his mind last second and dished it. Case closed.

but he’s now been in two active shooter situations in under two months

I think Jeremy Pruitt will do fine, but man, this guy could have really excelled at Tennessee. Missed opportunity.

Some things never change

The real winner here is Manti Te’o, who gets to tell everyone he’s dating a Saints cheerleader whenever he goes out to eat.

That’s what bugged me most about the hire as a fan. For me, and I think many others, the Penn State stuff wasn’t even on the radar. It was more about him just being a prick in general.