He’s obviously wondering why the whole rest of his team is standing on the wrong sideline as he looks over his shoulder.

Do it! It’s ridiculously easy, and they come out great. It takes a little longer than cooking in the skillet, but it’s a lot less effort and clean up. All you have to do is crack the eggs into the bag, add whatever fixings you want, and mix it all up. Boil at least 10 minutes, probably more like 13-15.

Everyone needs to lay off the egg girl. My guess is that she’s a smart person who knows that you can crack some eggs in a bag with whatever meats and vegetables you want, then boil it for 10-15 minutes and come out with a delicious scramble/omelette. You don’t have to use butter or oil, or have to dirty a spatula and…

You sure about that?

Somebody could convert it into a gym. Or a used car dealership. Or a Japanese steakhouse.

No thank you, Amazon. And frankly, I’m insulted by the suggestion.

He should just change his name. Worked for Ochocinco.

Poor Sean Brody. His death scene in the first few minutes of Jaws 4 was really awful.

I miss kickball

Lowest Hispanic numbers in the history of our country.

This poster is perfect because it’s self-aware and tells you exactly what you need to know about the tone of the movie. It does it’s job in such a cleverly hilarious way and still cracks me up. I love that they brought it back for Ant-Man & The Wasp.

Since a Solo sequel seems less and less unlikely based on box office returns, I think it would be cool to see Ehrenreich show up as Han Solo again in the Boba Fett movie as the antagonist. Tell the story from Fett’s perspective, and maybe some guy Han shoots and laughs off happens to be a close friend or mentor of…

No shit, I’m watching an old episode of Mad Men on Netflix while reading this and Pete Campbell just gifted some Honda execs a cantaloupe. Weird.

Teddy just says “Better use it quick.” That leaves the choice with the human as to if he’ll kill himself or us a it to try to escape. Teddy did say it was his “last bit of mercy.” Could’ve been his way of (barely) thanking the same guy who rewrote his character.

We’re not worthy

I hadn’t been following spoilers, so the Juggenaut was big, welcome surprise for me. I’m so glad they kept him out of the promotional material, but once they had the guy introduce himself as Black Tom Cassidy, I started to have my suspiscions about the monster in the basement. It makes me wish the MCU had left the…

Looks more like a powerbomb

I think Thor was referring to Heimdall in that speech.

Not only that, but I think he was so scared of Thanos he refused to come back out. Great way to establish Thanos as a major threat early on.

I had the same thought, but if I remember correctly, Strange was conjuring the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak to bind Thanos at the time, so he couldn’t simultaneously use the sling ring.