And now, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy:

As much as I love the entire soundtrack, those few seconds might be my favorite piece of music in the whole movie.

Worth pointing out here that this is also originally how Belcher got the seat before she lost it to Johnson in 2016. She took over for her husband when he passed.

“from my point of view as an idiot completely uneducated on the subject”

Yeah, I think Lando would have been the perfect character to show up at the very end and evacuate the survivors of the Resistance.

I never got into BSG, so I don’t know what’s happening here, but I’ll take your word for it that it’s awesome.

+1 for calling it the Holdo Maneuver. I really want this to become a “thing”.

Hey, uh, what would happen if you rammed a Mon Calamari cruiser into a fleet of First Order ships at light speed? Let’s find out!

This really needs to be called the Holdo Maneuver.

This tactic shall henceforth be known as the Holdo Maneuver.

They would have had to put a tracking device on the ship itself while it was inside the Death Star. The First Order technology doesn’t require a physical object to be aboard the ship they’re tracking.

I thought it was a visual representation of Rey exploring the dark side and just determining “there’s nothing for me there,” as she said.

Here’s the only question that matters: Where the fuck is Lando?

Thank you! I shared this story with several friends who hadn’t seen it or just write it off, but, like, what the fuck?! Why isn’t this front-page news? Why isn’t everybody talking about this? Video and reports from the goddamn MILITARY, saying they can’t explain this shit.

I mean, I think what he did is kind of unredeemable. Lando was helping the people he was in charge of, and he chose their safety by selling out his friends.

So, I actually thought he could have actually been the one to have sacrificed himself like Finn *almost* did.

Rian Johnson said there was no room for Lando in the story. Having seen it, I can now say that’s absolute fucking bullshit. I can think of at least 3 times some character could have been replaced by Lando, or where he could have served the plot and improved the entire film.

Yeah, fuck Duquette.

Plus, A-Wings were designed to keep up with the TIE Interceptor. The Empire was getting better, faster chips. What were the Rebels supposed to do? Sit there and wait to get blown up in their slow-ass Y-Wings?

Counterpoint: You suck, A-Wings are the shit.

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