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Hopefully he gets what he tried to give.

It’s going to be a hit!

I’m a Titans fan and I don’t know which one is ours.

There’s a point to be made here that Ron Artest played for the Blue Whales, but I can’t think of a funny way to say it.

The other leading candidate was Sri Srinivasan, and while I was at first disappointed to here Obama was going with Garland for the same reason you are, I think it actually does Srinivasan a favor. He’s young, and certainly will have other opportunities. Had he been nominated and blocked now, that would have hurt his

ETA: Do GIFs not autoplay anymore? This is bad Kinja.

Anybody else enjoy biting pool noodles, or am I just a toddler?

Cinderela Guevara would be a great story, but as we’ve already seen, this is DiCaprio’s year, so I say Bootle ends any hope before it starts.

Utah -> Florida -> Ohio, Romney -> Jeb! -> Kasich
I’d feel a lot better about this election if Meyer accepts the head coaching job at Columbia before November.

This is why bath sheets are the answer. They look like normal bath towels, but they’re enormous. Ever since I found out the existed, I haven’t used anything less.

This is a video Michael Scott would make if he were Governor.

Looks like the ‘No’ arrow from “Are you between age 2 and age 13" should go to the “Are you sitting near anyone younger than you” and not straight to “No, you don’t deserve the ball.”

The rest of Nash’s body will be used to study the effects of DDP.

He probably didn’t help his cause by saying he needed a place to whip women into shape.

Whatever. I work in an office. Wearing a sweater means I don’t have to iron my shirt or wear a coat. And it gets warm.

The best way to roll up sleeves: First, you pull the cuff up the forearm, turning the sleeve inside-out. You should have about a cuff-width of shirt left between the cuff and your hand. Then roll that material up to the very edge of the cuff and you’re done.
If you’re wearing a sweater over your shirt, you should just

They couldn’t just call it “White History Month?”

You should have said “call it Ishmael” but, yeah, good joke

Dude makes Laettner seem like a fun and cool guy.

He didn’t fire the dog. He goat-fired the dog. There’s a difference.