Pruning is good for feces.

Despicable. The only thing that should have been laid out flat on its side was the phone they used to film the workout.

Yeah, this is where I'm coming from. I never attended a large state school, so the idea of a sign-in sheet is foreign to me.

How exactly can academic dishonesty happen in a pass/fail, attendance-based class? Was he sending a proxy?

Thanks! And done.

No, I was being serious. Thanks for the link. I was Googling and everything and couldn’t find it. Guess I'm an idiot.

Thanks!

Where was yesterday’s Funbag, huh? HUH?

I think we can do without the hysterics.

The two biggest movie releases of Summer 2016 are both going to be overwrought action movies cut with brief interludes of Men Breathing Heavily Through Their Noses With Emotion, and they are both going to pull in a small nation’s GDP worth of box office receipts. Take your pick: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice or…

You basically did get Tidal-level support. (Best not mention it to Kanye)

How about that? I was just thinking about you the other day! Seriously, something like “Man, what ever happened to that guy?”

The fuck kind of world do we live in when telling people that they’re living wrong and going to be judged and burn in hell can be construed as “I felt I talked nicely to them.”

What sucks is that my fellow Kentuckians are probably going to elect him back to the Senate in November.

This is shameful, and Jimmy Cheek is garbage. Clearly this is bigger than sports..

I think you can trace it back to 2012 when the men’s and women’s athletic departments were consolidated. At the time, the department was in the red due to paying buyouts from firing Fulmer and Dooley, and the consolidation allowed them to cut like 20 staff members (one of whom filed a discrimination suit that was…

This is shameful, and Jimmy Cheek is garbage. Clearly this is bigger than sports, but as a Tennessee fan, I have to say this sounds about right. Between signing day last week, beating UK in basketball, and Peyton winning the Super Bowl, we were about due for a colossal fuck up.

Now I’m imaginging a scenario where you would use the accrued yardage to knock a team out of field goal range. Man, what a dick move!

the notion that politicians don’t alter their message slightly to appeal to whatever group they are addressing strikes us as slightly naive

This is my favorite Marshawn Lynch story: