What if the team doesn't score?

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

God fucking damn it. This just ruined my afternoon. Well, guess it’s back to work, fuckheads.

At what point does this stop being funny and become symptoms of CTE?

Do they still have that?

Pepperoni gives me heartburn and hurts my butt

So then the answer is “fuck it,” right?

I don’t think you should lump in minor league ballpark food with “stunt food.” It’s the whole point of minor leagues.

This is my story it is 100% true.

Where’s that crazy media professor when you need her?

It’s fun to see Netherrealm tweak their own Variation system to pay homage to another old-school variant from MK history.

I’m not going to argue with your point that the entire existence of this movie is predicated on Leo’s Oscar lust, because that’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it. I will, however, defend the film to point out that it is beautifully shot, on location, which is something that doesn’t happen too often anymore. I…

He’s the Undertaker. It's the deadest lift.

Uh..I didn't say anything about snow tires. See my post!

The diagram makes it less funny. I think you think too highly of us readers.

Tom and Jerry is Hanna-Barbera, not Tex Avery, dipshit.

You could have gone out to West Philly any time to “get smarter.”

I wouldn’t have thought this movie needed a sequel, but hopefully this one will be as fun of a surprise as the original (which I’ve now watched on HBO Go about 8 times).

I imagine that if someone posted an apology for a fight on Worldstar, it would be similar to this.

It was not no accident