Another texting sin my mother does all the time: Texting multiple questions in separate messages. Like “Hey what are you doing?” *new message* “Did you see that picture I posted on your Facebook?” *new message* “Are you still planning to come home next weekend?”

I can’t stand that. I feel like she needs to wait for my…

Watered down token gay couple issues aside, the show is hilarious.

She’s even hotter now than she was then.

Eh, the movie is good, dumb fun. The comic it’s based on is hot garbage though.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

What about Julie Bowen?

but I feel like this money would be better spent on pitching

Probably because he has a vision of a moderate GOP that doesn’t pander to irrational people and realizes its better for everyone to have a party willing to compromise and get things done. Just flipping to the other side of the aisle doesn’t really do much good.

You know what carbonated snot with a dash of pepper and an old rotting lemon squeezed into it, then thrown in the washing machine with some used 9-volt batteries tastes like? You’re gross, dude.

One of my favorite things about Saban is that despite his aura as a hardass, no-nonsense coach of football for Men, he eats like a child. Dude eats 2 Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies™ every day. And now we find out he drinks regular Coke? Classic Saban.

I think you might be biased.

I didn’t realize boxers could even do that. I thought it was just a WWE thing.

Shredded Cheat

That Ted Cruz sweater doesn’t even say Christmas on it at all. How will anyone know that it’s not some generic “Holiday” sweater? Or even worse, see the snakes and mistake it for a serpent-worshipping Satan shirt?!

Phil Fulmer took over for Johnny Majors at Tennessee during the 1992 season before getting the job full-time. That worked out pretty well.

As always, there’s nothing as quite as smile-inducing as a room full of ecstatic college football players.

Don’t bring a nightstick to a knife fight? Has anyone ever actually said that?

For real. That was 16 years ago, the days of McNair, George, Mason, Wycheck, Dyson..our best players since then have been Chris Johnson and Vodka Collins.

What really sucks about being a Titans fan is that they’ve sucked so bad for so long, most people have just forgotten they exist. I’ve actually gotten jealous of the dumpster-fire teams of the league because at least they get attention. If the Titans are ever good again and I start paying attention, it’s going to feel…

This is good hockey blogging.