You’re not wrong.

Honestly, I’m just hiding behind the mask of internet anonymity to attack the thoughts of a guy I don’t know (who, honestly, is probably a decent guy) because I disagree with his politics and insist that everything is black and white (i.e. “How could a conservative possibly believe all those things he just wrote?”…

Fixed. I completely missed that line.

Heard a great quote by Stewart on Fresh Air today (they were basically playing his Greatest Hits with Terry Gross):

Like every sensible human these days, I’m nostalgic for the ’90s. Apocalyptic thinking was rare and dumb then, not common. We had relative peace and prosperity and, it seemed to me, an awareness that media figures are trivial, that they only acquired any dignity by the sheer length of time they remained a part of the…

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume that a population born on Mars and another on Venus would display sufficient genetic variance so as to constitute two separate species.

Amnesty International should launch a campaign teaching women how to date football players.

The local news report says the “hatchet wounds” were just superficial bruising. Still crazy though.

The “hatchet wounds” were superficial bruising per the local news. The victim isn’t even expected to seek treatment. Something to point out the next time gun nuts say more gun control means attackers will just used knives. I’d sooner take my chances with a knife or hatchet than a bullet.

The statement on the local news says a victim received “superficial wounds” (bruising) from the hatchet. Just saying “hatchet wounds” seems a little sensationalist. Not that there is anything good about this, but at least no one was hurt more seriously or killed.

You charge the mound because you’re furious. Because you want to hurt someone. You know you’ll be ejected, fined, suspended, but it’s all worth it for brief taste of revenge.

What the fuck?!

Am I in the greys on every site now?

No, it wasn’t. And as long as the GOP continues to cater to the fringe and moves further and further right, it’s going to get worse and worse every time.

How delightful would it be to push Eeyore off a building just to listen as his depressive mutterings fade to silence?

You know who else is very straightforward? Bernie Sanders. And he doesn’t say stupid, racist shit.

And what does “relax, don’t do it, when you wanna go to it” even fucking mean?

This would have been a completely different story had she gone to another doctor that day.

And there’s no doubt that people wanting to send him money are racist morons.

Where are you at? They don’t go up until midnight Pacific time.