Fact: Salsarita’s is better than Qdoba, Chipotle, and Moe’s.

Giving us something to think about, pulling lame pranks. He’s taking the ‘Padres’ name a little too literally.

I love Greta Gerwig. Frances Ha is one of my favorite movies. Just the facts.

Haha. Can’t believe they got London confused with Dorne. Idiots.

I don’t think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box.

Reporter asking Dan Snyder about these numbers: How?
Dan Snyder: Oh, hello to you too. *walks away*

I feel like you could do something similar for most rap battles. Unless you’re Eminem.

Too bad the Prime Video app doesn’t work with Chromecast.

Too bad the Prime Video app doesn’t work with Chromecast.

It does have the most boobs.

That the guys who made this (Sam from Freaks and Geeks!) are who the guys Marvel hired to write the new Spider-Man makes me very nervous about the new Spider-Man.

“all about letting go of your insecurities and embracing your true self on the dance floor.”

What a fucking piece of shit.

Hopefully this doesn’t become fuel for the anti-legalization fire. Way more drunk people have fallen off balconies.

“From the creator of Sons of Anarchy” should have been the first clue this would be bad. Kurt Sutter’s brand of misery-porn is wearing thin.

“I don’t think I’ll be in all that much of trouble, at least I hope not. I think it was just kind of something fun to do.”

Aye-aye!

Yeah, I want to see it again because I’m convinced it will be even better in IMAX.

I prefer Stein Mart anyway

♫ Gum throwing’s fine when it’s once in a while ♫

Yeah, because I’m assuming that the people in the pool would be people I know. I think you can rent out the whole deck. But hell no I’m not jumping in with random drunk-ass Cletus in his rebel flag board shorts.