Watching on the first day, I said to my friends that the course looked like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. The miserable grass aside, evne the bunkers looked more like irradiated toxic sludge than sand. Then this happened, and I was convinced that this is just the aesthetic they were going for:

THANK YOU. I feel like I’ve been going goddamn crazy trying to tell people this for the last couple years. Also, the Jack Daniel’s stuff is way better, and the label is cool as hell.

At the Fulmer Cup

Needs more Franklin

Or the eldest progeny of a cultish mega-family.

Why do you all keep calling people emoji?

Seems like they’re much more regulated than here. And many of them are issued via cumpulsory military service, something I’m glad we don’t have. I think there might be some holes in your theory.

I’d hope they don’t condone those shorts, either.

I like all the double letters in that Lumber Liquidators ad.

If nothing else, this post taught me that Kyle looks like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

Got my first pedicure a few weeks ago. Hated it. The scraper thing alternated between hurting and tickling. I reflexively jerked my foot away at least twice. The chair sucked. It was hot in there. And at the end, I didn’t think my feet looked or felt any different aside from being sore. The wax was cool. I liked that.

But it’s about heritage and pride, man.

If the Miami Dolphins did go defunct, how long before the new team officially wore throwback Dolphins unis for a game? Over/Under 10 years? Fans would never get rid of all their existing merch, either. You’d still see Dolphins stuff all over the place, even if the team didn’t officially acknowledge it.

Tennessee just can’t catch a break. Things have been sliding downhill ever since their last great coach had to step down. Pat Summitt sure is missed.

HEY! I think you might be on to something here!! Have you told anyone else about this?

I watched an episode of SpongeBob oon Saturday and thought the voice of the guest character sounded really familiar, so I looked it up. It was Biz Markie. Ha! What a good weekend.

Holy smokes. I had no idea this was already up to issue 29. I stopped reading after selling issues 1-12 on eBay (along with most of my comics), but it sounds like I need to catch up on the trades.

Did we all just get mugged by Yoko Ono? AGAIN?

Lies

Birds have feathers but no teeth but Dinosaurs have teeth so why should they have feathers?