There’s really no way to adequately express how much I hate that commercial of the guy talking about how much he likes to drive his Lambo and read a book every day that plays before some YouTube videos. The five seconds I have to listen to it before clicking the ‘Skip Ad’ button are the worst five seconds anyone…

I read on that same Wikipedia article that Tater Gems are what they’re called in Australia! Exotic, right? And also, in Australia, a ‘lemonade’ is either a Sprite or a carbonated version of what we call lemonade. If you want a traditional, non-carbonated lemonade, you have to ask for ‘lemonsquash’.

From Wikipedia:

(or Queen, if Charlotte’s got a little Frank Underwood in her)

“When you go 10 states away, I think it’s hard.”

I just had to Google what movie he directed that was last year’s highest-grossing. I still haven’t seen American Sniper. Probably won’t.

This is better

Matt and Sweat sounds like a rap duo.

Did you ever wonder why British people call it “sport” and we call it “sports”?

Why? Rude is rude.

I don’t think anyone needs to be arrested over this, but I will say that I personally find it rude and disrespectful to cheer loudly when there’s been a specific request to hold applause until the end. Maybe it would be better if schools just did away with that request, sure, but if that’s what’s asked, then it’s…

Correct

Marvel Legends have a few different takes.

Getting up from my desk five times a day to fill up my water cup is a great way to get, like, 10 extra minutes of break time. Bonus if I have a five-minute conversation in the breakroom on at least one of those visits.

True, and I’m sure I have no idea what it’s really like, but I also feel like I’ve worked with kids long enough to know that I’m pretty great at it.

This is my dream job.

And Windex probably tastes like blue Hawaiian Punch.

For what it’s worth, I’m 27 years old and have always thought those things look delicious.

As with anything, I’m sure it depends on the person, but in general I would say chances are better dude’s going to dig it than be startled. Even if he is startled awake, once he realizes what’s going on, he’s not going to stop you.

It happens regularly, but usually not in a public-nudity scenario (like a gym locker room or something). I think for someone to get aroused at an event like that it would almost have to be because they’re excited about seeing/being seen.