If I’m correct, you admit to reading only three paragraphs of this and then, in response, write two. I will never understand

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

Another mother, Jasmine Mateen, told NBC that she’s been complaining about Walker’s driving since August. One of her daughters died in the incident and two of her other children were seriously hurt.

last 2 weekends I’ve abstained from everything but the alcohol.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

They have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

If you haven’t seen it, look up Van Jones’ remarks from tonight about how race factored into this election. He refers to it as a “whitelash”. It was as much about fighting back against a broken political system as it was the conservative white population fighting back against the great strides we’ve made around…

How much do you think T. Hids regrets hopping on the T. Swift manufactured relationship machine this summer now that he didn’t win an Emmy?

That’s a waste of an email. Right now Hope Solo is getting drunk, hitting a youth and crashing a car all at the same time. CC her when she sobers up.

Having played ingress, you should get into this game sooner rather than later. Everyone will be at a very high level in a month making things harder (and boring) for you.

Nice of them to admit they released only 10% of their game...

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much…

At first, when Kanye stole her mic, I was “oh rude he loves himself so much blah blah.” Now? Swift is coming DAMN CLOSE to Kanye levels of self-aggrandizement

Ha. Absolute truth.

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Meh. This sounds like you're just out to get your players. I don't approve of the GM vs. PC mindset - it's enjoyable to come back from adversity, it's not enjoyable to just feel like the universe is personally set out to screw you over.

I'd never play with a DM like that. That doesn't sound like fun at all.