Here are my cats. Hope it helps.

I honestly somehow keep thinking that election day is this week, and whenever I remember that it’s next week and we have to live through another entire week of this entire shitshow I get incredibly despondent.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Isn’t it amazing how Jaime Camil has made a self-absorbed narcissist incredibly lovable?? He’s a great actor.

He makes me laugh ALL the time!

Rogelio makes me waaaaaaaay happier than he likely should. I ADORE him.

i love rogelio so much.

“Vote Hillary” is the only political position Weld holds that I agree with.

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

Arizona gets all the elderly white people that can’t afford to move to Florida.

I’m gonna guess he already has a pair...guys this hate filled usually have some sort of ‘thing’ they’re over compensating for and I’d bet dollars to donuts he’s been hinting at his for years...lol

I see that fiscal responsibility is as dear to him as it is most Republicans.

I will personally buy him his pink granny panties.

Very southern for sure. I used to pass these around as a young wayward born again until I realized my sinful ways and became a feminist killjoy instead.

Doug looks like Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson’s Joker had a love child.

Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

At this point it is clear that Azalia is an unwell person. She acted badly, and she obviously needs help (Probably not in the form of saliva).

She tried to stab someone, yet you’re harping on his usage of the word “females”?!

no....its my song