I met Bill Nye at a NASA-sponsored meeting about a year and a half ago, and we got to talking about Creationism and its vocal proponents. He just leaned over, set his glass down and said, “I mean, where do they even find these assholes?”

I much prefer Chocolate Rain.

One of the saddest childhood memories I have is watching that...

She’s not flaunting her wealth, my dear. She’s flaunting her money.

Justin Bieber is Canadian, not American... don’t throw him our way! We don’t want him!

Eh-HEM... As a Zumba instructor here in America, I refute that I have bad taste. I liked the original long before that little d-bag came along.

I work in STEM Education for NASA. There’s nothing about this article that doesn’t make me happy.

This. Picture. Is. Everything.

Oddly enough, I’ve been to Talkeetna Alaska, back in 2012. It has a little bit of a “The Hills Have Eyes” feel to it, but a gorgeous TINY town (it’s basically an intersection) with kind people. Sadly, I didn’t get to give His Mayorship any chin scratches or belly rubs. We will see if Denali is more for holding public…

Fair point. Okay, I’m down.

Whoa. That’s some next level hate. But now I think I agree. I have to re-think my whole world now... a world when anyone would choose Ramona for anything on purpose.

First of all:

This!! Why is this such a happy little article? I get that most people think animals are accessories and don’t give a shit, but at least pretend you have a shred of empathy here. People are terrible.

The rage. It burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

I AM ALSO FROM PLEASANT VALLEY, NY. WHAT’S UP, HOMEGIRL?!

Liam tweeted last night, before looking back in anger:

I’m pretty sure that a) they don’t want him there; b) why you gotta sic him on our national heroes? Rude.

As a NASA contractor, I would like to clarify that Shuttle technically died under Obama, but it was Bush who killed it. Also, I want that birthday cake. NASA rocks. 

Did you see the debate in Parliament around it a few months ago? Riveting. Many, many leaders had stones.

Oh, 1,000% - when you hear songs like that and Champagne Supermova and Live Forever, they’re fucking timeless. He really is a genius.