At my lowest worst time, I decided not to die because I was like, "who the fuck would take care of my adorable wonderful fluffy cat? And would he find me? Would he think I just abandoned him? Would anyone love him as much as I love him?" Pets can legitimately save lives.

I had the exact same thought, so if you're a jerk for thinking that, at least you're not alone.

Example C:

Example B:

Example A of how "Hot Dudes and Puppies" always wins me over. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

according to this instagram, any time the police are called the police show up and just go '...guys...' and everyone calms down and apologizes and then leaves.

There's thought to have been exactly one deadly police shooting in Iceland since the island became an independent nation in 1944.

Hello....

I like that there is a sense of community and shared responsibility in this ad, for sure - it's important that these atrocities don't just occur in silos and fall on the victim. But really... isn't it on rapists to stop raping? Am I a jerk for not fully appreciating this ad campaign by making that remark? I am? …

Psst, should we tell these cretins about the Catholics?

No, the Kardashian kitten murder is what made me not like her. Her sex tape and marriage history are no business of mine. But that poor kitten :( (also her eyelash extensions but that is a different convo)

Fucking stupid. My pup cost $60 bucks, is a clumsy fool, and a wonderful addition to our family.

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

Are we really going with the word "racist" to describe dating preferences or attraction? Clearly in many cases these preferences are the result of historical and contemporary attitudes towards men and women of different races and ethnicities. That's an important discussion to have. But I'm so uncomfortable with the…

Think additive instead of subtractive. Talk about more vegetables, more exercise, not less body.

Counterpoint: Fat shaming DID make me lose weight, by helping give me a spectacular eating disorder! Yay!

Girrrlll, you bought all THAT at Marshal's?

#NotAllMillennials

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!