Is it me, or is Cameron Diaz getting more awesome as time goes on?

Yeah... now I just hate the interviewer. What a bag-o-dicks.

Awww shiiiit.

You should tell Adam Richman! Apparently he's looking for work now.

That's the way to do it Internet! Now go after Hobby Lobby.

He always won? My memory for that show included a sad, shell of a human locked in a constant food-sweat, trying to fill the hole in his soul with a massive pile of nachos (or some such thing), not able to defeat anything more than a small fraction of the thing he claimed to be *so* good at that they gave him a TV show…

#Grinspiration

for the record i'm a local man and was happy to see this get shitcanned as were many others. just getting my #notallmen on ;)

If there were French fries in the bag, maybe he really wanted to eat them."

with actual pie at the end! Brilliant!

This is a dumb (creepy) idea. If they're trying to raise money for MathCounts why not host a Pi Run (3.14 mi)? Much nerdier and therefore intrinsically better.

When NBC was last considering offering her a deal, they were allegedly ready to pony up a $600,000 to get her on board.

I vote braid pinterest board for correspondent and that egg salad sandwich for my snack.

Yeah, but were they solid? #NotAllBMs

I don't have a problem with vegans overall. It will be easier to get away from the zombies with a bunch of protein starved people around. But seriously, unless you are licensed to practice medicine, don't.

I don't blame vegans for this one. I blame Florida.

Good work, pediatrician. For such a young baby, another day of dehydration can be very serious. I'm glad someone was looking out for that baby.

If she'd have given her cat a different name it would be stabler.

Prince is the only person I need to follow on twitter. He's also why I signed up for Instagram. #Princetagram

so many episodes of law and order seem to start with joggers in central park finding bodies!