It’s like Obama’s gag line at his first White House Correspondents’ Dinner... “My greatest strength is my humility. My biggest flaw is that I may be too awesome.”

Did anyone watch “Family Therapy” with Dr. Jenn on VH1 with her parents? My thoughts on LiLo WAY softened after I saw the shit-show she grew up around. And now, she looks like she’s having the last laugh. So, I get why she got shade for so long but....... you do you, girl.

Shut it down, folks. THAT... is how you do a red carpet.

I froze my eggs and, when I did, I had to fill out a ton of paperwork that dictated my wishes for my little omelettes, should something happen to me and I had to attach another human to those wishes, i.e. i had to indicate that I want someone to carry my babies and that this person would be my sister, or someone of…

Sad!

He’s a fraternal twin and I’m sorry that I know that.

I know, I saw The Holiday, duh...

“I’ll be dreeeeeeeeeeamin’ of you toniiiiight...”

Melissa McCarthy helped bring some attention to this a few years back, too... sadly, her efforts didn’t make much of a dent. But mainly I want to be in the room when Leslie gets her attire worked because I hope she picks the baker. I want to eat a cookie dress. And I bet she’d pick good flavors.

Seriously, dude...

Apparently, he’s ready to “grow up” and “meet a cute girl” since he’s “matured.” His new single? “Your mind, opinions and nurturing inclination is a Wonderland.”

ME, TOO.

THIS

Uggggggggggggggggggggggh

Remember the Daily Squee????

Came here to say this!! I saw him and that’s exactly what happen when a zealous fan bum-rushed the stage!!! He basically dry-humps his fans on stage. It’s.... uncomfortable.

I am saving this and posting it everywhere. kthxbye.

This is a good, cathartic read: