They dropped the mic when it comes to summing up Rob Kartrashian/Blac Chyna and the whole awful machine in general:

I found out that this thing exists through this article. I just looked at it. And now I’m sad to lose it. It’s hilarious.

These guys in the story Marines are idiots, which is the primary explanation here.

But... but... pics or it didn’t happen!! Or something. No? Not really? Okay.

I CAN’T UN-READ THAT. NO ONE CAN UN-READ THAT.

I’m seeing Flight of the Conchords tomorrow night (YOU JELLY?!) and I feel like I might want to snap one picture, and then leave it alone because it’s so much more enjoyable to sit back and enjoy the show through a phone lense. You forget what you’re missing sometimes when you’re just sitting there tweeting that…

Ewwww, staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp

Wow. I’m uncomfortable, but still want to applaud.

Donald Trump—a hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife—

Fuck. That. Guy.

Aahhhhhhh, the Wasilla Wackjobs.

“Barack Obama is directly responsible for it, because when he pulled everybody out of Iraq, al-Qaeda went to Syria, became ISIS, and ISIS is what it is today thanks to Barack Obama’s failures,”

HAA!! Maybe she tried to sing “money can’t buy you class” to herself as an affirmation in the mirror, and just said “fuck it” and walked away when it didn’t work.

Now you’re just spewin’ crazy talk. That would make too much sense.

Dads are seen as being responsible, while moms are perceived as distracted.

HA! I know Bethenny can be cringe-inducing, but I love her. Even if it’s just for the slim 10% of the time that she’s the only one making sense.

I saw that Lisa Ling special on CNN about them and I was like, “Well, is this a kinder, gentler Satanist?”

I don’t think she knows how to want things for herself. I hope she gets a little selfish and tackles something she’s really interested in.