Jesus, Deadspin. Have some self respect.

Fair. Where I'm from, I guess we take mascots seriously because there's not much else going on. Case in point: our AAA baseball team staged a wedding between two of its mascots. Note that the male character pictured is the best man, not the groom.

Hotdog? Really? Hotdog for Buffalo? wtf...

I know they're not NYC centric (upstate and western new york don't get much credit) but I hope buffalo wings were given at least a passing thought before losing to hot dogs.

You've never been to Pennsylvania, have you? You can't buy booze at a grocery store or gas station. Beer comes from a beer distributor in 24/30 pack cases only (no 6 or 12 packs), which the distributors argue, with a straight face, reduces drunk driving and underage drinking. 6 packs may be bought at a bar and it will…

You forgot what happens when someone jumps on the ice:

¿Hermanos?

Silent Bob must be devastated.

Wow there are a bunch of real witty comments on here. Do any of you idiots actually think you're remotely funny?

Deadspin detritus out in full effect I see. Nevermind none of the comments are even funny. But I guess it's pretty exciting when the same 12 people keep giving each other stars because they're so good at the internet. I guess it's lost amongst all the mental midgetry occurring that they made the right choice by not…

Pretty funny you mother fuckers, All of the people posting this shit sling are probably from reeeeally "clever" places. Maybe Sneijder is from a metropolitan Mecca, like.... Raleigh where everybody is just Awesome, and drives an Audi..and Capital probably hails from Trenton but he tells all his old pals from TCNJ that…

He'd probably be able to crack the Sabre's roster this season.

I have black friends. So I can blow dudes. Whatever.

He certainly doesn't deserve that money. Getting paid should be based on results when it matters and that's where Cutler shrinks away like an eskimo scrotum. Did some scary math, and it reads like this:
Cutler, who gets talked about by the media as an elite QB almost every week, has amazing stats that back up the big…

Cool screen name man, go ROC!

Jesus he's wearing mandals. WTF Belichick have some pride in your footwear.

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