"If only she were real..."

Good thing they threw some liquid on that manatee.

FYI... I'm the one who took the picture at the Predators-Panthers game. Since everyone is asking — why a doubleheader with a 2 p.m. game? Because its cost-effective for the Nashville and Florida scouts (who are here in droves) to scout players. One scout told me both teams like this setup, that it gives them an…

I don't know why people are so upset with this guy for slaying and beheading a bear. I've been slaying chicks and getting head since '94.

Are you kidding me? This is an actual article on Deadspin? "OMG! A Canadian went hunting last weekend and legally "murdered" a bear like thousands of other hunters do every year! NOOO!!"

Fixed it!

Yes, and Bills fans exude class from every pore.

At least we know how to properly use images with visible pixel ratio. USA! USA! USA! USA!

At issue is a measly $82,000

Xbox One:
1. Can play used Xbox One Games
2. Doesn't require a Playstation Plus account for online multiplayer

Ohhh, right. Well maybe this is binary system cable?

Obviously on this play, Klobster completely forgets how to slide as a quarterback, and while he is rolling around on the ground a defender tries to avoid him and his knee glances Klobsters helmet. His skull is made of glass, so when the knee glanced his helmet he decided it would be easier to go on injured reserve so…

Strap one of these on him, and throw him back on the field.

Well let's see what I can find on the internet....

Guy covered in hot sauce wearing sweatpants to a sports bar after he scarfed down 80 wings in 10 minutes.

As a former competitive wing-eater. I thought the punch was well-balanced and connected squarely.

Was it really a result of that blow to the back of the head? Or could it be the pressure created by the cognitive dissonance of the phrases "Buffalo Bills," "Kevin Kolb," and "starting quarterback" being used together?

This is the best thing since this: