You are seriously using Landsburg as an argument. yeech. And you are not even linking to his own text, was that out of laziness or out of lack of understanding of the text you linked?
So I’ll add some of the context your post is lacking. Landsburg made a frelling blog post, not a study. To quote wikipedia on that blog…

Come on, now. Do we really need a still from the video to be the header for this article?

WTF. Why are you distributing these images in this post, and via Twitter?!?! It’s completely insensitive to your readers and to the victim. You’ve been click-bait for some time, but this is just disgusting.

Oh god. My bff is a night shift nurse. She takes ambien and texts me every morning about how her text messages are floating or send me selfies she took in the dark with no flash.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

OHHHH MY GOD NO WHAT

I do not trust any animal that has the capability to think “You know what? I think I’m a biped now.”

seriously

...is this even trolling? It doesn’t make sense.

Yeah, that is definitely my plan. It's probably not going to happen before this winter is over, but I have promised myself I won't spend another winter in this dark, slushy hellhole. I can't live my life feeling this way 4-5 months a year.

your feed taken out of context is destroying me right now

I have a pretty round face. I think the angles are flattering. I look bad in aviators.

I’ve been raped and sexually assaulted. I’ve had my house broken into twice. I’m not paranoid, I’m being proactive.

How about if you accidentally leave yourself signed in on Facebook at your parents house and go home to find that your technophobe mother has not only been snooping but also ‘accidentally’ liked a number of your exes pictures on your feed because she thought he was ‘a good match for you’ in addition to adding the…

Three realizations:

they can only suggest preventive measures that might help for those babies with the genetic type. it can help, though. sadly, not always.

I have short hair, so I would have to take a vacation and hide in my apartment for a week to get through that stage.

That does NOT work for everyone. Some of us just get greasier and greasier.

My hair/scalp start hurting if I go more than a day without washing :(

I really want to do this, but I work nights and weekends as a server, and I can’t sit in my cubicle reeking of fryer grease. :( If my finances ever improve enough to quit serving, I will try it.