No, men have sell-by dates but they’re deluded to think they don’t.

YO 500 DAYS OF SUMMER WAS THE BOMB YO

Choosing to not have your period doesn’t mean you body isn’t capable of getting pregnant, having babies, and breastfeeding. You can forego the period and still do all of those things. Whether a woman’s period is a 7 day blood bath or a 3 day drip, choosing to avoid it is perfectly fine and healthy. One need not think…

Yes, I know. I’m arguing that the people attending now are not so much off road enthusiasts as they are cool Instagram shot enthusiasts.

Great, it’s not for you or most of the idiots who attend it. Thanks again social media. Hey there is this lake I used to visit as a kid. It’s really special and quiet no one really knows about it. Could you please spread it wildly across the country so that there are millions of idiots there when I try to get away for…

She did not consent to having sex with this woman. She consented to having sex with a totally different person (who turned out not to be real). This flies in the face of every aspect of knowing and enthusiastic consent.

As a former citizen of Reno, I fucking hate it when burners come to town. They are like a plague of god damn economy boosting locusts. And I hate street vibrations, hot august nights, and the rib cook off. FUCK YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY TOWN

YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

I have tried that precisely once and it was waaaay more awkward than letting him do it. All the bananas I’d seen becondomed in high school just flew out of my head.

Holy fucking God, those quotes. I mean, yes, it’s Thought Catalog, which is a few steps below the Daily Mail. But these aren’t rare, or out of the mainstream, male opinions. So many men are horrified and outraged at the idea of “losing their identity,” and at the gross unfairness of even considering taking another…

An analogy of your example would be that a young women says “yes” to the offer of ketchup for her hamburger hours before she is raped.

This video is the shit.

“Do you consent? I need to hear you verbally say yes.”

I didn’t want a registry, but my mom said “look, people are going to get you things, so you might as well have a registry because if you don’t you’re going to end up with bizarre, ugly, useless crap you hate OR several iterations of the same item.”

I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.

this is the best idea of all ideas that ever idead.

I miss Lindy so hard.

seconded.

Can Lindy West come back and review this?!