God, people who post about how obesity is unhealthy when they see happy fat women are THE WORST. They aren’t posting out of concern for anyone’s health. At. All. Because they would NEVER post something like that near a picture of a fat man enjoying anything. They post because women are valued first and foremost by…

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

As someone whose weight has gone up and down, and now up and up, I have a long standing tradition of not commenting on someone’s body, good or bad. If someone gains weight, or loses weight, or is pregnant(or looks pregnant), I don’t comment. I wait for them to mention it. You don’t know why someone has lost or gained…

this is an actual hot take. no sarcasm. im not sure i agree completely, but it is a for realz hot take.

Wait I thought Sacajawea was on the dollar coin.

In bad Spanish, sure. Good Spanish would be “Alma Mia.” Otherwise it’s MI alma. It’s my mother tongue and what I make my living with as a translator.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVER BUY THOSE GD SHOES UNLESS YOU ARE JLO CIRCA 2002 JESUS H CHRIST

I know someone who took this class. It’s not only in the syllabus, it’s in the fucking course offering list that this is part of the class, so her daughter most likely knew before she signed up. According to my friend it wasn’t pervy at all. Students just had to be nude in a candle-lit class and everyone had to go to…

IT’S SO OBVIOUS!!!

My favorite one that I NAILED was the Wolf of Wall Street one.

I’m not ashamed of 60%. Once I got the first five right I assumed there were no incorrect answers. When faced with the question “which of these guys is a law student and exotic dancer” I was baffled because the only right answer seemed to be “all of them”

I would fuck approximately zero of them.

Can't stop laughing at Obviously Clint.

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This is honestly the most beautiful case of legal trolling that I have ever witnessed.

This is soooo cute! Where is @MSchrayber? I want to see Mark’s mom.

Oooh! I highly recommend NCHC (http://nchchonors.org/annual-confere…) as a way to meet tons of other Honors people. The annual conference is chock full of student research, thesis presentations and social events for kids like you! Your honors program should be able to help fund your travel expenses and registration…

I definitely found dating sites to be the best way to meet smart people. You can suss out the smart so much faster from a written profile, and skip the small talk. This was a long time ago so might not work now but when I was online dating I left out pictures (I’m conventionally attractive, it was a sorting ploy) and…

YES!!!! I have found that I only really need a couple friends I can bond with in this way. What are your specific interests? Rather than joining mensa, can you get involved in something that furthers your intellectual goals?

Maybe you unconsciously keep yourself at a distance from those who would like to get to know you better and vice versa? I don’t know. If the problem is not finding like-minded people at work, then maybe it might be fun to go to certain non-work social events like classes, volunteering events, etc.? As a pretty shy…