I’m gonna buy one of these for each of my bosses. Then just sit back and wait...

Listen, the reality is that we live in an age where any NRA-enabled, racist, right-wing white supremacist nutjob can take their arsenal of guns and shoot up a school, a nightclub, an outdoor event, or Congress. We need to protect our children as well as ourselves from the inevitable mass murder we’ll be involved in at…

I did it the right way: 4 bald tires in the wet speeding down a Turnpike off-ramp when I was 19 and couldn’t afford tires. Doing a 360 at about 20 MPH over signage on a curved off-ramp was VERY exciting. Staying (mostly) in lane through the curve and being able to just keep going? Priceless. Nevertheless, lesson…

Coke before liquor, get smashed quicker.

Because Nissan corporate are utter morons. It’s like they want to be known for their bland, boring ass “mainstream” cars.

And yet, I’ll be damned if I can find anyone that wants to sell theirs.

That is slander against Neanderthals! He’s an Australopith or other hominin, at best.

Actually, everyone has them. It’s just that roughly 50% are functional, while the other 50% are merely decorative. Ironically, the functional ones are treated as though they are decorative, while most people ignore the purely decorative ones.

The wings ARE good! The secret ingredient is the tears of middle-aged men. And sadness. Lots and lots of sadness.

Gaemerz: Those feeeemales playing video games are filthy whore titty streamers!

Shouldn’t you be browsing Stormfront or watching FoxNews?

Sure, by now, we’d probably be part of Canada. So, superior in every way.

The legitimate government of the United States never should have accepted the surrender of the traitorous Cornfederates and should have banished them from the country.

I’ve lived in Syracuse. Parts of it were awful. Most of it wasn’t. Public transit wasn’t great, but significantly better than some better off NE cities. I could bike to work or walk if I had to. The hills kind of sucked in the evening, and I didn’t like one neighborhood I had to go through, but it wasn’t like it was…

Counter-counterpoint: Nothing works, burn it all down.

Yes, Syracuse University, upscale apartment developers (for the upscale students), and SUNY Upstate Medical are all salivating at the chance to expand their turf.

The water table is too high to do that without enormous expense.

Highways fuel suburban sprawl, incentivize living further away from one’s workplace, thus increasing energy wasted on trips to and from work.

Internet memes can’t melt steel beams.

No one is truly sure, but one thing we do know is that Eric... must... feed, soon.