That is slander against Neanderthals! He’s an Australopith or other hominin, at best.

No, no. Is fake newz! Comrade Trump said Mexicostan is “not sending their best!”

Actually, everyone has them. It’s just that roughly 50% are functional, while the other 50% are merely decorative. Ironically, the functional ones are treated as though they are decorative, while most people ignore the purely decorative ones.

The wings ARE good! The secret ingredient is the tears of middle-aged men. And sadness. Lots and lots of sadness.

Gaemerz: Those feeeemales playing video games are filthy whore titty streamers!

Shouldn’t you be browsing Stormfront or watching FoxNews?

Sure, by now, we’d probably be part of Canada. So, superior in every way.

I’d agree, except they felt the need to issue this directive. Some crappy airline out there must be shaving a few bucks off the maintenance budget by just keeping their airplanes on auxiliary power when not in use. Hell, there was a directive to reboot the 787 Dreamliner every 248 DAYS due to an integer overflow.

The legitimate government of the United States never should have accepted the surrender of the traitorous Cornfederates and should have banished them from the country.

How often have you powered down the ECU in your car?

There are two exits at the front, and two to the rear of the plane. In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device. Be warned: this is an abomination unto the lord and in his wisdom, you and your descendants shall be cursed unto the third and fourth generation.

Yep, and the FAA did that because the Congress wanted them to “streamline” certification. Good ol’ “government doesn’t work, and we Republicans will prove it” approach.

I’ve lived in Syracuse. Parts of it were awful. Most of it wasn’t. Public transit wasn’t great, but significantly better than some better off NE cities. I could bike to work or walk if I had to. The hills kind of sucked in the evening, and I didn’t like one neighborhood I had to go through, but it wasn’t like it was…

Counter-counterpoint: Nothing works, burn it all down.

Yes, Syracuse University, upscale apartment developers (for the upscale students), and SUNY Upstate Medical are all salivating at the chance to expand their turf.

The water table is too high to do that without enormous expense.

Highways fuel suburban sprawl, incentivize living further away from one’s workplace, thus increasing energy wasted on trips to and from work.

Internet memes can’t melt steel beams.

When Customs & Border Patrol sends its people, they’re not sending their best.

No one is truly sure, but one thing we do know is that Eric... must... feed, soon.