I think you mean is you is or is you ain't.

Whatever. Tell me more about that French onion soup. Is it chicken or beef stock based?

I'll skip the Hoagie and take the infamous footlong Hamm roll instead.

BREAKING NEWS! He resigned! I clicked on the Salon link, then was reading the comments. In the comments, someone had a link to a change.org petition to remove him. So I clicked on that to sign it to get rid of this sorry sorry excuse for a person, and at the bottom it said he had resigned. Here's the link to the…

The "SweetSmartDork" guy from the commercial always makes me want to throw something at my tv.

Please do give us the "almost 50-60 pages" of citations. Please try to make minimize the number of links that end in .info if you can.

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

So then one of the Duggars is going to end up in a porn. It's just the law of averages.

A girl I went to high school with flew him across the country from California for prom (they had been best friends since they were kids) and we took a shining to each other. He left, 5 years went by, we finally reconnected.

Finally, a place we're treated equally!

Why does he keep waking it up instead of cuddling with it when it can't resist? What kind of monster shot this video?

"What if we cared about those living in poverty as much as we care about celebrities?"

because I'm mixed race and, therefore not a true POC.

Jez,

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.