So she can finally be with Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well good. No one should starve so I can have a $5 t-shirt.

I couldn't tell if they were jorts or if he rolled up the pants really far. Which brings up another point: how does a guy wearing jorts end up in this situation anyway? Can a hot guy just wear whatever the hell he wants and still end up in sexy situations?

Well that's not where I saw this article going.

Aw, sad (that they didn't kill off everyone).

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

Wow, without photoshop, that model looks like a beagle.

Huh. If I was going to set up a time-lapse video of my animal sleeping all day, I would at least make my bed. But maybe that's because I am a DOG person. #teamdog #bringitteamcat

BAHAHAH:

If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.

This is me joining you

This is me one upping that asshole.

"Anonymous tweeted about the boys yesterday along with the hashtag #RoastRapists. Ominous."

It's thought to be so: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_%28nu…, but according to my good friend Wikipedia, something I was not aware of was that the two numbers are thought by some to both be references to Nero, "the number of a man," associated with the beast". That is hysterical. I think the larger point is that bad…

I will not read that book of hers
I will not read it on the shores
I will not read it in my car
I will not read it in a bar
Nor in a tiny red brick house
Nor in the subway, near a mouse
I will not read it over lunch
It will be bad, I have a hunch

This is so great in so many ways but this is my favorite part is that he's only managed to sleep with 48 people. Even with lies and exaggerations, his number is 48.

People are very into this idea that if they didn't mean for the racist thing they did to be racist, that ameliorates it. I'm not sure why.