Good thing they only allow natural breasts...

Wow, from the comments I see there's still a stigma. Meeting online is not that complicated or weird, folks. You find people who match on paper, then meet to see if there's chemistry. That's it. My problem was never with meeting men. My problem was hoping that rando cute dude is single, looking for a relationship, not…

There are a handfull of reasonable people in Kansas.

P.S. Send reinforcements.

Right? This is like hearing Mayor McCheese went vegan or something.

WAIT. WHAT? KANSAS DID THIS? There is hope for the world, after all.

Prince Phillip is my favourite royal, he has some of the most epic gaffs in history. His quotes should be saved for future generations. Here my favourite:

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

I think the grand mental play is the fact that they think giving them this right is giving them special rights straight people don't have.

It is important to give girls and women like Malala a forum to speak to the world community on the firsthand issues faced in their country of origin. It's great that she has been able to travel the world and speak. It made my daughter's day to see her on TDS and she requested Malala's book for her birthday.

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

I've shared this anecdote before but one of my best friends moved to Nashville last year and met Britton at a park while she was out with her kids (Britton and my friend have sons the same age). My friend, who is pretty oblivious in general and definitely when it comes to famous people, had absolutely no clue who…

Which is why the wishes of each individual should be taken into account. This girl clearly states she is not ready to have a child. That's what should matter here. It is her body and her emotional and physical well-being that are going to be affected. What is forcing her to continue with a pregnancy going to do? How…

I'm much more inclined to amorous behavior if a gentleman asks me to waltz.

First I read this:

Bo has appointed Sunny to handle negotiations with Congressional Republicans. Here we have footage of her on her way to the Hill.

But he is...so snuggly...

Pb&j man, pb&j. It takes two minutes to make, and it is technically a sandwich. He did not specify that the sandwiches had to be super fancy, or have more ingredients than two.

Oh, god, she probably calls him Earl of Sandwich in the bedroom. And she's the Sandwench.

My thought was, make 300 PB&J and throw them at his ass, then walk out. But that's just me :)