SouthernHelle
SouthernHelle
SouthernHelle

I want to see him pronk.

lolwtf, who the hell's funding this ProtectMarriage group?

Reading through this gave me a major case of the anxieties.

There is something really dark and unnerving about her voice and behavior, I kind of don't even think this is funny.

Oh Jeez. My Boston Terrier and best bud passed away last week. He looked just like Mick as a pup, right down to the mostly white face. Miss him so much and this just brought the tears big time.

I'm proud to say I met Mick in person and he is such a sweetheart! I helped with a transport of another animal to The Mia Foundation and met the whole gang. Sue and team have given so many disabled animals the chance to live. I highly recommend helping them out any way you can!

This seems like a bad idea.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for having me. I am humbled that you would honor me with this Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in Sexual Assault. My path has not been easy. Over the years, I have had to overcome numerous obstacles, such as consent and decency. But I stand here before you as mayor, a

I vaguely recall a Malcolm Gladwell interview (probably where he was talking about one of his books) where he'd researched what super child geniuses went on to do, and most of them become completely normal people with really normal jobs. I recall him and Larry King? Charlie Rose? Whoever the host was, talking about

I had the same experience as your brother. The self-loathing and disappointment can be a real downer. I was raised to believe that I'd grow up to change the world, accomplish amazing things and have some amazing job. I've done none of those things and I feel super ashamed to run into old classmates and talk about my

Rather unfortunately, people who have worked with other, more famous people, often get this kind of treatment in obits. I am sure it stings the family members to read about their loved ones placed as a type of footnote in the life of another.

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE, LAURA

I came here all prepared to be like "WTF Jezebel, what do you mean 'everything wrong with Huma Abedin'" but I'm glad that was not necessary.

Um, amazing. This woman sounds like a badass.

You know what this means: Future Duchess of Cambridge North West?! IDK, IDK! Just throwin' it out there, guys.

He's been sitting on that joke for 9 months now.