I'll take "Dudes I have no interest in sleeping with" for 500, Alex.

Good can occur, but it often does not. And in other countries where athletics are kept separate from the education system and run by local sports clubs instead, the incidences of sexual violence coming from the teams is far lower, as is the hero culture at the schools that make people think that sexual assaults are…

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

THANK YOU.

YES. I feel so bad for Gleeson — he's a fucking incredible actor (it is HARD to make an audience viscerally hate a character like we do with Joffrey) and people don't want to accept that he's supposed to be a super nice guy in real life. I am glad this video exists.

Nope. This is just kinda how we do things around here.

While I'm completely on board for calling out Taye Diggs' and Terrence Howard's sexism and racism, I'm not sure it's really fair to go off on @retrogirl. It explicitly said that she had done a 'cursory' googling of them and hadn't found any of the bullshit that so rightly upsets you. I think she genuinely didn't…

Not every woman who knows how to apply makeup is a totem for some guy's unresolved high school anxiety.

Actual size. Located in Manhattan. $2.3 million. Co-op board approval required.

Speaking of Marco Rubio, this was probably my favorite #standwithwendy thing floating around Facebook this weekend. (created by the fine people at Progress Texas)

I can't figure out why this is Jezebel news - 4/20 was awhile ago.

I think it's incredibly stupid, but that might also be because of the burning, undying hate I have for Mockingjay as a book. There is just no need for two movies...everything important would have fit nicely into one. Instead we're going to be treated to long, drawn out versions of PTSD Katniss. No one wants that.

Ahhh tears. in. my. eyes.

This came across on Twitter via Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. 'Wendy of the House Davis'.

Conversely, I used my guitar cake pan to create the penis for this nice titty fucking cake I made last month. I think it's some of my best work. I considered posting it on twitter with the hashtag #bucakke, but resisted.