I guess Breakers are the Raptors of the NBL?

He will be playing in the Australian pro league as a member of the New Zealand Breakers.

To be fair, this wouldn’t have been a problem in the NCAA, either.

lotta guys out there robbing Peter for him

This Paul guy must have lots of money if they keep referring to him as “Rich Paul.”

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Reading is hard, but rewarding.

And the very next part, too:

And thus, the inherent danger in telling someone to take a hike.

I followed MS-13 in their early years on Twitter because they were keeping it real but now they do sponsored posts about Essential Oils and Keto.

So this headline made me believe for a moment that MS-13 have an official Twitter feed and this whole thing was actually a twitter beef that spiralled out of control so, AV Club, I’m feeling a bit burned.

I KEEP TRYING TO CATCH IT

but have you seen the real babyface turn?

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

Clearly you’ve never seen the average last five minutes of an NBA game. It was years. 

So what you mean is that it’s always great when some dickhead complains about others not speaking English.  Because that complaining dickhead will have an IQ under 75 and an inability to use words longer than 5 letters pretty much 100% of the time.

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

I’m holding out for the rarer Billy Ripken “Fuck face” signed Gacy painting. 

“In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.
I’ve asked for nudes, topless, bottomless, wet t-shirt, blurred nips, no face, blurred face, ass, ass cleavage, thong, partial thong, white panty, feet, toes, legs, a reverse Kirby with human feet where you…

An anagram for Josh Bell is Jobs Hell. Makes you think.