every year the number of people who look at me and have no idea what i am referring to when i call it “BW3's” increases

To me she will always be BW3.

I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

their fault for their new Ambien wing sauce

It sometimes feels like these people don’t think about what they’re going to say once they get their twitter account hack-access for ~3 mins.

I bet Jerry Colangelo’s wife was behind this as well.

There is a difference when the game implicitly features the rampant murder of children. GTA, whatever its merits and flaws, focuses its violence on adults.

If gta turns you into a high school/middle schooler and told to shoot up students and teachers, I sure as shit won’t be buying it.

*makes widest jerk off motion possible*

Free speech!!! Blah blah blah blah... since when the fuck did “tact” stop being taught to human beings?

I am personally looking forward to next year, when they have to codify exactly what “taking a knee” means w/r/t this policy, which will be over 20 pages and completely inscrutable and will almost certainly include the requirement that the player’s protest “survive the ground”.  

I’m putting gas in my car right now, to go down there and punch him.

But what does “If you’re going to make it, you’re going around it” even mean? Is it just a snide way of saying ‘you won’t make the putt anyways’?

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

I know this may sound crazy... but a car and a horse are two different things.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

Mostly, I am ashamed that the losing side has decided to dig in their heels and refuse to do any more than obstruct, insult, cajole and generally threaten people who don’t share their world view.

The only thing i’m afraid of is ruining my perfect burgers with your shoddy cooking method.

You’ve never been more wrong in your life.

No, you’re wrong.