I've ranted on this before — both men and women need to stop saying the word "like" in professional/business situations. I see no problem with that being included in this memo — although it should have been sent to everyone. As I just learned, it's not only 20-somethings that are guilty of using this word too much.

Are you in a position where you can be her mentor and tell her, essentially, to cut this shit out?

I recently met a city attorney, and she explained to me that most of the interns she has taken on are never prepared to visit the judge's chambers when called to do so — meaning, they do not keep a suit jacket in their office or they come in for the day dressed too casually.

Really? This is very eye opening.

Exactly, she looks more like her old self since she left him.

I was just wondering the same thing, thanks for posting!

"Eva Mendes is incredulous to the meta-narrative of marriage. Eva thinks that Ryan Gosling's identity is a construct."

I'm very comfortable with my live-in boyfriend, but at the same time, I am too relaxed yet neurotic about things that don't make any sense.

This is going to sound extremely judgmental, but it's just an observation:

I was asked this ALL THE TIME. By friends, family, guy friends, and even a goddamn ex boyfriend. Asking why I was single, why didn't I have a man because I was so "awesome."

Fired?! From an editing job? Isn't that illegal?!

Yup. I'm 35 and grew up with SO many people who have that name. Now, no one under 30 seems to have that name.

My boyfriend likes to brag about how much of a good cook he is — and joke about how bad my cooking is.

I was just thinking about that too — I'm ready to pay someone to fucking show me how to do it — and where I don't feel like a streetwalker.

This looks like a good starter kit. You can do your lid in one sweep with the applicator brush that comes with. I'm going to try it since I'm a retard with makeup.

Every time I have makeup on, people think I'm not wearing any. And I mean when I have on neutral shadow, mascara, and have groomed my brows somewhat.

I've had it happen to me, too. It REALLY creeped me the fuck out.

I'm not surprised, at all. I've met several men who I thought were enlightened, progressive men, who have said a woman not taking their last name is a "deal breaker."

I used to be the same way. Always had to match. Especially on a night out.

Geez. I have GOT to learn how to put makeup on if it could transform me like this!!!